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Anonymous said...

when i was very little my dad's favorite joke to tell was:
q:how do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
a: paint his toenails red!

q: How did the farmer die?
a: picking cherries!!

thanks for reminding me of the joke!

Anonymous said...

Why do elephants like to wear yellow tennis shoes?

Because it makes it easier to hide in lemon trees!

Anonymous said...

Question: How do you know when you've passed an elephant?

Answer: You can't get the toilet seat down!

Megan said...

Q. Why did the elephant hide behind the palm tree?

A. To trip low-flying canaries.

...makes perfect sense to me.

Anonymous said...

Please tell me that those people did not actually spray-paint a fucking elephant.

If they did, I hope they die. Soon.

Anonymous said...

"Please tell me that those people did not actually spray-paint a fucking elephant.

If they did, I hope they die. Soon."

*cough*PHOTOSHOP*cough*

Anonymous said...

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the S out of Safe and the F out of Way.

Anonymous said...

oh no! someone spray painted the elephant! I hope they die! Hahahahahahahaha that was a good one, some people shouldn't be allowed internet access...

Anonymous said...

"oh no! someone spray painted the elephant! I hope they die! Hahahahahahahaha that was a good one, some people shouldn't be allowed internet access..."

Of course it's photoshop, but why is it ok to spray paint an elephant? Maybe i could come over and spray paint you to look like a cow, since it seems to be so funny.

Anonymous said...

Lol! I think it would be pretty funny if you came to my house and spray painted me like a cow! Seriously, if the elephant cared, it would probably have fought back anyways. but you're an idiot for thinking that someone actually painted an elephant and the elephant allowed it. you people need to stop being all preachy and actually understand real lif e.

Anonymous said...

mhmm spray paint. Idiot. If anything they'd use a harmless paint that could be washed off.

Anonymous said...

It's funny how we all see things ... at first I thought the guy spray painted the picture of the elephant on the wall, then I thought of Adobe® Photoshop® CS2 and then I knew it had to be Adobe® Photoshop® CS3! The guy was a dumb-ass to think someone painted an elephant in this day and age! I think the tiger mask is real, though!

Anonymous said...

I did hear of Banksy painting an elephant as part of an installation. Although these elephants a not painted, it has happened. But it was all fine as harmless vegetable paint was used that was easily washed off. And the elephant got to visit an art gallery for the day.

Unknown said...

How do you get down from an elephant? ......you don't. You get down from a duck.

Unknown said...

How do you get down from an elephant? ......you don't. You get down from a duck.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for this awesome pictures. They are very funny and show, how simple it could be to hide an elephant :-))

Anonymous said...

how do you put an elephan in the fridge in three moves?

open the fridge-put the elephant-close the fridge

Leotards and Cigarettes said...

I think the elephant itself has actually been painted. It would be pretty lame if it were photooshop, and it seems like it's a more interesting art form if it had been actually done.

Anonymous said...

Stolen from worth1000.com:

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=13055&display=photoshop

Senthil Ramesh said...

Creative and funny. It definitely made me Ahhhhhhh!! (Amazing)

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